Dream of a typical

African Child

Age 7: I want to be a doctor when I grow up

Age 16: Mum look! All A’s

Age 20: Mum, medicine is hard

Age 35: Make some noise for DJ Chuk­wu Ebuka!!!

Girls who play Hard to Get

To those girls who feel too big to reply messages, a time will come that you will be desperate for a husband. That’s when a man will ask you “How are you doing?” And you will reply “YES I DO”

Nigerian movies

It is only in a Nigeria movie that you will see cassava plant in an Evil forest. Who planted the Cassava?

Do spirits plant cassava too?

-You would know you are watching a Nigerian movie when it says “35yrs later “but the dog in the yard is still alive.